Passive Aggressive America

DISCLAIMER: POLITICS ARE REFERENCED BUT UNIMPORTANT TO THE OVERALL MESSAGE OF THIS POST. THEY ALSO DO NOT REFLECT THE BELIEFS OF ANYONE IN PARTICULAR INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO MYSELF.

What does that say?

Hold on, let me tailgate them a little bit more...

Aaaaand now my day is ruined.

It happens to all of us and recently it's been happening more and more... because overpopulation is real and the more people you allow in this world the higher number of crazy motherfuckers you get.

Has anyone else noticed that so many people don't have an opinion all year long on issues like oh, I don't know war, famine, hunger, genocide but as soon as someone thinks its a good idea to ban assault weapons (which also kill people FYI) and suddenly they just can't shut up?

Well, it's recently come to my attention that we have created the perfect outlet for these types of people:
Bumper stickers.

Bumper stickers are the all too easy way to express your opinion without ever having to actually back it up.

They're also a phenomenal way to ruin someone else's day.

And to be completely honest, I don't know which side has worse bumper stickers: the left or the right.

This one is pretty terrible:

I'm not even sure what exactly it's trying to say... But I'm pretty sure it's offensive...

Unfortunately, the first hit I got on "awful liberal bumper stickers," were all... conservative.  (Oh, the importance of commas!)  But I suppose we can all agree that whether or not we believe in giving peace a chance and that without farms, there really would be no food... this is still pretty fucking obnoxious:

It also happens to invite tailgating.

In case you haven't noticed, I do lean left and I'm not really looking to get into any sort of political discussion.  I simply wish to express what I believe should be a universal hatred for bumper stickers.

They're the ultimate form of passive aggression, in my opinion, and while some may believe they're simply "one more way to express yourself," others, I'm sure, agree with me when I say they're just one more way for people to contract intermittent explosive disorder.

Oh, for all you who haven't heard, they've officially diagnosed road rage as a mental disorder.  'Bout time if you ask me...

Of course, you are entitled to your opinion, no matter how stupid I may believe it to be.

However, just remember that I am entitled to then cut you off and go 25 mph in a 45.  I may be liberal, but when it comes to driving, I am and will always be a Jersey girl.